Downtown Racine a Gated Communty?

Sarcasm

An interesting idea was brought to my attention this morning!

Have  Downtown Racine be a gated community!

Put up fencing with Razor wire on top, armed guards at the gates that would allow only the white sorry right kind of folks in (and not allow the Boaters out)

To get in to this community (I  like the Name Dickville after Mayor John Dickert.)

One would have to be check in by passing a credit check, background check. To leave a visitor would have to  produce receipts showing the proper spending  at the right bars owned by paylss of the Mayor. If not visitors would be fined.

Food from City of Racine owned plantations like on Marquette St would be sold at very high prices as the  Mayor of Dickville worked on getting a full line Grocery Store ( Sadly he would find  that there are just to few living in Dickville for the store to make Money no matter how many times his wife stamped her foot  and blamed the Blogers.

Another issue would be the  Root River Pirates raiding Dickville and giving away free Radios that broadcasts the real news of the outside world.

 

I so see A continuing story coming from this.

Low income folks would only be allowed in to do cleaning and other service work and must be out by dusk, so the sensibilities of residents not be offended.   Getting caught after dark be a major crime.  Of course  The White I mean right kind of Women, who know their place  or how to earn a living in Bed would be brought in perhaps by Boat.

Only Good news would be allowed to be talked about and hats be required to be worn by all.

This just might happen!